Unusually, I stayed in bed until after 9am. I could not face stomping the streets of Sharm in the blazing heat. I promised myself that I would exert my body this evening. It has been a week and I don't think I have put on any extra pounds. However, I am determined to lose my man boobs on my return. I am conscious about them especially whilst swimming. Using boxing parlance I need to become a Welterweight (10 stone 7 pounds) - both Sugar Rays competed and made history at this weight. These legendary boxers are going to inspire me to excel in every way.
Natalya kindly booked a quad-biking excursion for me, complimentary of the hotel. Should really refuse but dammit - its a perk of the job.
Spoke to a great character Wanda at the bar in the evening. She is a British retiree approaching 60 whose has been living in Egypt for over a decade. Wanda was as drunk as a Lord when I spoke to her. She regaled me about her life and loves. When I left her she was on her umpteen double gin and vodka with a splash of lemon and ice.
I met up with Ravi and Davey inside the Hard Rock Cafe. We all had a few drinks and dance to the hypnotic beats provided by a supposedly famous Russian DJ. Thankfully, he would play some RnB track which all 3 of us could really jig to. Ravi has got some moves on her, even though Davey was close at hand, the men came round her like bees to honey. Her fiance has got a lot to be jealous about.
The evening took a slightly sour note. The couple had a misunderstanding which resulted in embarrassing silence in the taxi ride home. I left them at the doors of the hotel - me going inside and them wandering off to some dark corner of the promenade to consume their Chicken pizza which Ravi had purchased earlier.
I had no concerns they seem to be great couple and very together - a mere lovers tiff. I look forward in getting some wedding cake in the not too distant future.
My last thoughts of the night as I stared at the ceiling in bed is that I bet Ravi and Davey were having some awesome 'make-up sex' - Davey who lucky bastard!!
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